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King of the Castle

So here's what you've been waiting on - my 10 least favourite things! 1- No doubt - its the car! 2- the wind and rain 3- Home alone 4- being left downstairs when everyone else is upstairs 5- The pigeons, but I love to chase them! 6- walking along the pavement when traffic is about 7- the dog across the road 8- noisy people passing the house 9- the vet 10-Black plastic bags waiting for uplift it would appear!!

I'll protect you Mum from..............those very threatening black bags!!

Trouble with a capital SHOE

As I get bigger and stronger I can make my own choices in the shoe shop! Mum's thinking she'll have to move the shoe rack from the utility room - you see I'm too clever for them, no wait, what's that -
PUPPY FOR SALE!!!! Oh NO NO NO, maybe I should behave! Well for a little while anyway!!!

STILL HERE!!

So another password reset and here I am! So what's been happening In my life? Well I had another trip to the vet as my mum thought I was under the weather and maybe had a urine infection.
The vet asked my mum to take me outside and get me to urinate into a given receptacle (well that wasn't quite the words used but you get the picture!) anyway who's she kidding?? I'm not peeing into THAT! How undignified!
Anyway a course of antibiotics was duly prescribed and boy do they taste great crushed into butter! - gimme more
There was also some talk of neutering and the best time for this - that'd be NEVER don't they know hmmmm. After a check it was confirmed I have two testicles but agreed that it would be best to leave till I am a bit bigger, PHEW well unless I start to dominant behaviour- START did she say hahahahaha
Life continues to be a bed of roses with me firmly ruling the roost and people constantly telling me how gorgeous and cute I am.
Here's my top 10 favourite things
1- My family
2- Chicken and chicken soup
3- Mummy cuddles which I demand at regular intervals
4- Daddy playtime
5- Dancing with my sis
6- Butter, chopped apple and chopped carrot
7- Going outside as long as it's not raining
8- Sleeping on a cosy warm knee
9- Rawhide chews
10-Stealing - anything and everything I can get my teeth on

Next time my 10 LEAST favourite things

Graduation Night!

Well I graduated from Puppy training school last night with honors - certificate, rosette and everything!
Now I can sit, stand, lie, come here, touch lalala on command, command would be when I say so and decide the time is right for me!!!
I will miss the other dogs, Fonzie and Toby as I was just getting used to them with their big faces and paws but, who knows I might meet them at the advanced training class.