A Hard Knock Life??

Well it's really not a hard knock life for me! I continue to keep my family in check and let them know who the boss is except......I have hormones.....LOTS of hormones! and I don't quite know what to do with them!! My mum says I'd better calm down or else...or else WHAT mum?? You'll get me a female dog to play with?? Bring it on, except I hear tell that this is not the plan so....I wonder "what else" I guess I'll just have to wait and see, maybe more chicken? That sounds like a good idea.
Meantime the little imposter is getting mighty big (and even I have to admit, quite cute), she's now reaching out to touch me and, of course, she just loves me, just like the rest of the family!