Through the Ages - well 4 years!

It is exactly 4 years today that I decided to enhance my familys lives by coming to stay with them. It had been a very happy and eventful 4 years🐶

Not Impressed

no I'm not impressed!! I've just found out that Elizabeth got knocked over while innocently shopping and a mobility scooter knocked into her!! I'm incensed at the carelessness of some people and I really hope Elizabeth is recovering well.
Also a massive thanks to my Gran for looking after me so well while the family abandoned me for sunnier climes. Thank goodness for my Gran, she takes great care of me and I love her so much xxx

A Hard Knock Life??

Well it's really not a hard knock life for me! I continue to keep my family in check and let them know who the boss is except......I have hormones.....LOTS of hormones! and I don't quite know what to do with them!! My mum says I'd better calm down or else...or else WHAT mum?? You'll get me a female dog to play with?? Bring it on, except I hear tell that this is not the plan so....I wonder "what else" I guess I'll just have to wait and see, maybe more chicken? That sounds like a good idea.
Meantime the little imposter is getting mighty big (and even I have to admit, quite cute), she's now reaching out to touch me and, of course, she just loves me, just like the rest of the family!

You might well be worried!!

Well I told you I was watching you Karlie and I don't think you believed me! Well, is this close enough to convince you??? Mwahahaha, yes you're right to look worried!!

Nae Paws

In my last post I had pleasure to tell you of the new addition to our family and promised to let you know how things were going in that department. I'm sorry it's taken me so long to do this but, oh boy, is she hard work! The problem is that it appears she has nae paws!! How's this a problem I hear you ask? Well my herding instincts are really all to pot because she would appear to be unable to walk!! Everyone carries her around or she lies in a cage or sits in a little chair.....and then she disappears! and she clearly hasn't walked past me because believe me, I'm watching. After a frantic search for her I realise that my mum has just put her on the table (I think it's called nappy changing) but this is very confusing for me when I like to know where they all are at any given time. She's also noisy at times but no apparent sense to what she is saying but, worst of all, I'm still waiting for her to give me some chicken, she seems to think it's all about her! Well, believe me, I'll be showing her who's the boss and where the chicken is, she will need to learn her remit in life. I'll get there with this but I think it may take some time and in the meantime............I'M WATCHING YOU KARLIE

New Arrival

Well we have a new arrival in our happy little family, her name is Karlie Rose Barr and she arrived last Saturday, 4th October, on my Mum and Dad's 35th wedding anniversary. Apparently she is very beautiful but I haven't met her yet.
Sooooooo where exactly does this leave me I ask myself??? Well my Mum has disappeared every day for hours since she arrived though my dad's been here. Has she taken over my Mum?? Well she may have a fight on her paws if she tries it (she does have paws.....right?)
Anyway I'll let you know how this pans out and if I approve of this little addition, who knows, she may be going back!!!

Wolf Man

Well if they will taunt me I'll show my wild side