Nae Paws

In my last post I had pleasure to tell you of the new addition to our family and promised to let you know how things were going in that department. I'm sorry it's taken me so long to do this but, oh boy, is she hard work! The problem is that it appears she has nae paws!! How's this a problem I hear you ask? Well my herding instincts are really all to pot because she would appear to be unable to walk!! Everyone carries her around or she lies in a cage or sits in a little chair.....and then she disappears! and she clearly hasn't walked past me because believe me, I'm watching. After a frantic search for her I realise that my mum has just put her on the table (I think it's called nappy changing) but this is very confusing for me when I like to know where they all are at any given time. She's also noisy at times but no apparent sense to what she is saying but, worst of all, I'm still waiting for her to give me some chicken, she seems to think it's all about her! Well, believe me, I'll be showing her who's the boss and where the chicken is, she will need to learn her remit in life. I'll get there with this but I think it may take some time and in the meantime............I'M WATCHING YOU KARLIE