If Heineken made towels??

If Heineken made towels this would be the one! My mamma bought me a new towel for after bath time and rainy walks. I can't quite figure out what was wrong with the ordinary ones but, anyway, she bought me this one! I can't get it off, it attaches around me! But it is soft and fluffy, what do you think??

It even has a hole for my tail!!