DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE AGAIN!!

SO THEY ALL WENT OUT AND LEFT ME LAST NIGHT - FOR HOURS AND HOURS!! I'M TOLD IT WAS FOR CHRISTMAS NIGHTS OUT, WELL THEY HAVE NO RIGHT, SO, REVENGE THIS MORNING HA!
I'LL START OFF BY BEING A LITTLE PEST WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO SLEEP - I NEED OUT, 4 TIMES! AND I NEED FED, BUT I'LL NOT EAT IT OR DRINK, THAT'LL WORRY MY MUM. THEN WHEN THEY WANT TO EAT I'LL BARK, BITE AND DEMAND TO BE PLAYED WITH.
ALSO WHERE'S THE CHICKEN? MUM WENT INTO THE FRIDGE AND CAME OUT WITH.......PUPPY MILK! GET THE CHICKEN MUM!!!!!!
I ALSO LOVE THESE CHEWY BONE THINGS MUM GOT ME - YUM, THEY KEEP ME HAPPY FOR HOURS.
THE WEATHER'S BEEN COLD AND ICY THE PAST FEW DAYS, QUITE FUN NOW I'M USED TO IT AND I LIKE TO LOOK CUTE STANDING WITH ONE PAW UP AT A TIME.
CAROL CAME TO VISIT - HMMMM I'M NOT TOO SURE OF HER, THEN LINDSEY CAME, NOT TOO SURE OF HER EITHER - THEY BOTH SMELLED OF BIG DOGS.
ITS THE WEEKEND NOW - I'LL GET THEM SORTED BY SUNDAY XXX